From a "personals" website - unedited...
"hey ladies , your man dont do it like he is suppose to? call me! i can ake very good care of you no recp need unless u want to, i can host or u can in mt pocono today!!!! looking for u great toungue here"
Are we becoming this stupid as a society? As a country? I'd no sooner let an asshole who writes like this touch Dee than I'd eat out of a dumpster.
For as much as I love the internet, I deplore what it's doing to our language. People get bent out of shape when they hear, "Press 1 for English," yet look at what many of them are doing to English itself willfully, knowingly, lazily in their online communications. I'd rather read the writings of a foreigner who's trying to use English correctly but missing the mark than to wade through 'netspeak as it's written far too often by perrsons who should know better.
To those who would suggest that I'm being far too anal by insisting on correct spelling, grammar, syntax, usage, rhetoric, and so on - go to hell. Go directly to hell. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200. If you don't like how Mujibar sounds when you call the Dell help line, then stop screwing up the language yourself purposely. If you're older than about 14 there's no reason for you to keep typing "2" for "to" and "4" for "for." It makes you look as stupid as you probably are.
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