Wednesday, October 19, 2005

A More Cock Friendly World

A cock is capable of providing such deep pleasures that it really ought to come with instructions, or at least a mentor. The sensations that it gives are too wonderful to be left to chance discovery. Every dick when it comes of legal age should be given an expert cum swallowing blowjob by a woman, and a man. It should be fucked by a masterfully trained cunt well versed in the kegels, and likewise by a tight, experienced ass of either gender - maybe both.

It should participate in games of sport - perhaps weight lifting with wet towels, or long distance cum squirting to celebrate its power. It should be displayed publicly without shame, as a thing of beauty for all to admire. Tales should be told around warm fires on cold nights about cocks of legend - dicks that moved and shook history because of their particular lusts. Cable and satellite networks should be required to provide The Cock Channel with round the cock - er, clock, coverage of all things prick related. No one should be elected to public office until the constituents have seen his cock, preferably in action. All public sporting events should begin with the cameras in the locker rooms, with the athletes nude before the suits go on. Public toilets should have more of those trough-like vessels that accommodate a number of guys peeing at the same time rather than discrete urinals with dividers between them to obstruct the view of the dick next door.

Cocks should be photographed sitting atop soda cans and posted on blogs for the world to enjoy!


C'est moi! Cest moi!
I'm forced to admit!
'Tis I, I humbly reply.
That marvel who
these wonders can do,
C'est moi, c'est moi, 'tis I.
-from Lerner & Loewe's Camelot

1 comment:

Biker & Teacher said...

Joe

Is this a new way of enjoying a cool, refreshing Pepsi? I love the picture! I sent a friend of mind whose drink of choice is Pepsi this picture! She will love it.

Thanks for sharing a nice size piece of yourself.

The Teacher