I've always wondered if Otis Spunkmeyer cookies have cum baked into them. I don't care if it was the founder's real name; something with "Spunk" in it, or any other synonym for semen, shouldn't be part of a product name for any kind of food! How about some Jolly Jack Jismpumper Jelly on your toast, or a dollop of Sam Spoogesprayer Whipped Cream on your strawberries? Granted the sound of these names might appeal to a few ladies out there, but not everybody's an avid swallower. Real names for products just don't cut it in a number of cases. Didn't Orville Redenbacher always look like a dirty old uncle who'd be sniffing the things in your hamper during a holiday visit rather than the kindly grandfatherly type he was supposed to resemble in the popcorn commercials? To me, somehow, that weird name just added to his creepiness.
Gee, I'd intended to rant about a few more things, but I'm getting sleepy. Must've been all that heavy duty worshippin' I was doing over at Biker and Teacher's place earlier. That and thinkin' ASS 'cause AlwaysArousedGirl keeps bringing it up. That's OK, though. Ass rules!
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