Monday, January 09, 2006

From the Cock to the Keyboard

I'm surprised to find that a number of my fellow sex bloggers write multiple blogs each one seeming to be dedicated to a different interest or personality part that desires a creative outlet. (Not that I actually read any of those alternative blogs of theirs; I just happen to notice on occasion a reference to somebody's "other" blog.) Since about 95% of my total being centers around my dick I couldn't write an additional blog if I wanted to - there'd be nothing to write about. Shallow? I don't think. I just prefer to think of myself as focused on what's most important to me.

I confess that when I visit another sex blog the last thing I want to read is a "mommy story" - anything about somebody's kids or pets or other cutesy little things. I hate to admit it, but the ladies can occasionally get away with it and I always indulge them when they're off in Mommyland or Responsible Adultland for a paragraph or so, but ultimately I'm waiting for them to come full circle back to their clitorides (See that? I learned that plural from The Teacher!) and their pursuits of the manifold pleasures thereof. Bonus points for self pics, of course!

Yeah, I suppose that now and then even I've gone way off the beaten track of my cock in a piece of blog writing, but I do prefer to keep myself in bounds and focus on my pound of prize flesh. (Hmmmm. I wonder if it actually weighs a pound when it's stiff?) The little bugger's kept me entertained for the better part of nearly 50 years now and he's been a great friend. Remind me not to forget to thank him if I'm ever holding a fancy award in my hand and struggling for the right words of gratitude to express in my moment of glory!

Sometimes my cock might as well just do the
typing because it's the inspiration for nearly
everything that I write about here.
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7 comments:

Biker & Teacher said...

Joe:

Well now, two men in my life have learned something from me. I guess I am a good teacher. Just this morning, The Biker told me that he learned his teasing techniques from me.

As for your, one pounder, (super picture, BTW), I would love to see you accepting an award and instead of thanking God, or your family, all you do is talk about you sensational, glorious, appendage. Make certain you tell us when you will be televised. We will be watching. Did you send in you Publisher’s Clearing House entry. In February, when they knock on your door, with your million dollar check and balloons, you will be able to try out you speech.

The Teacher

Dee's Husband Joe said...

OMG! Publisher's Clearinghouse? Egads! To win that sucker I'd have to be a blonde female from somewhere in the Ozarks with an IQ of only double digits whose best blouse has the name of her bowling sponsor across the back. No, I was more fantasizing about approaching the dias in a tux after somebody important opened an envelope to find my name calligraphed on a fancy piece of linen paper.

Joe

Biker & Teacher said...

Understood!

Champagne and caviar not beer and peanuts.

The Teacher

AlwaysArousedGirl said...

Love the photo.

My clit types for me.

Desireous said...

Lovely picture Joe! I best not say the thoughts it produces in my mind....


hugs
Des

Willy said...

Geez Joe...all along I thought you were more than a one dick typist. Or maybe Dee takes dicktation!! Lol

Shay said...

Hehe
It looks like your sweet cock was just exhausted from all the sex and fell asleep on the keyboard.
aww *stroke stroke*