Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Bleak Forecast

Our Valentine's Day forecast...



Which means that Dee and I will likely start Valentine's Day by arguing. She'll want to drive the 20 miles to work in icy, miserable conditions and I'll be yelling at her that it's not worth risking life and limb to make the drive. And then to apologize for yelling I'll end up digging out her car so she can go.

I hate snow. Anybody over the age of about 11 who still thinks the shit is still fun needs either to grow up or to stop being such a yuppie. (And if you're in college, get the hell off the snowy quad, get back to your dorm room and work on those papers!)

If it has to snow, I'll settle for a vista like this...



I was sick over the weekend which is why my tone has been (even more) miserable (than usual) the past couple of days. There's nothing like some kick-ass gut cramps and a good case of Montezuma's revenge to make taking off one's pants into such a dismal chore that even taking them off for sex seems a bit tedious.

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2 comments:

AlwaysArousedGirl said...

Funny...that's exactly like the forecast I was reading last night.

You have fun with that storm. It was a real pleasure here.

:)

D said...

Wish you a speedy recovery, Joe and not too much snow.