Wednesday, November 16, 2005

I'm Still Not Ready to Talk About It, but...

...the proverbial picture is worth a thousand words sometimes, so for cockbloggingwednesday I figured I'd feature a picture of what AAG's now dying to hear about - my abusive cock pumping. It's not pretty, folks, and I don't have a lot of time to keep typing so the picture will appear sufficiently low on the page that you'll need to scroll down to see it, thus you'll be without the opportunity to go elsewhere before it appears and makes you want to do a screaming Oedipus on your own peepers.

I'll have to hope that you're a regular reader, familiar with my twisted trains of thought, and that you'll anticipate the gruesome sight about to be laid before you.

If you're a first time reader, you might wish to reconsider looking any further down on this page. Come back in about two weeks or so and this post will have, hopefully, scrolled off the bottom by then. No, wait! Come back tomorrow to see my feature of E.E. for HNT, but don't scroll down far enough to see these words ever again, lest the picture of the beast which I'm posting today appear.

Don't say I didn't warn you. I've typed as much as I can without being late for work.

And thus, to wit, the abominable sight of a perfectly good penis rendered grotesque by total abandon of the warnings on the packaging of a cock pump...


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10 comments:

Suze said...

Joe

Keep on showing and we'll keep on looking. ;)

Suze X

Biker & Teacher said...

As I read your post; I thought about a car wreck; as much as you do not want to look you always do!

I did not want to scroll down, but I just had to do it.

OMG!

in sympathy, face contorted with pain, The Teacher

Willy said...

Omg Joe....you must have plugged it into the 220 volt outlet. You need some of Dee's first aid quick...a nice warm pussy outa do it lol

Willy

Suze said...

OMG Joe

I must have been half asleep when I read this at breakfast.

Is there a first aid kit with the cock pump? Cause there should be.

Sooo sorry.

Suze X

Biker & Teacher said...

I want to know what the warning label says.

WARNING: Overuse may cause....

The Teacher

Anonymous said...

"Be careful what you wish for."

When will I ever learn.

That looks so painful, Joe. But I do want to know exactly what happened and what the warning label said.

Er...thank you?

Desireous said...

Wow! Does it hurt? Hope it all goes back to normal quickly!

Hugs
Des

Willy said...

The warning label on mine says "overuse may cause blindness", or " loss of memory". Hell even if I could remember where I put it last, I wouldn't be able to see it.
Willy

Dee's Husband Joe said...

I still don't want to talk about it. Did I mention that I don't want to talk about it? I thought I said I didn't want to talk about it.

Joe

Desireous said...

Yes you don't want to talk about it. We understand. However Inquiring minds want to know....