I'll have to hope that you're a regular reader, familiar with my twisted trains of thought, and that you'll anticipate the gruesome sight about to be laid before you.
If you're a first time reader, you might wish to reconsider looking any further down on this page. Come back in about two weeks or so and this post will have, hopefully, scrolled off the bottom by then. No, wait! Come back tomorrow to see my feature of E.E. for HNT, but don't scroll down far enough to see these words ever again, lest the picture of the beast which I'm posting today appear.
Don't say I didn't warn you. I've typed as much as I can without being late for work.
And thus, to wit, the abominable sight of a perfectly good penis rendered grotesque by total abandon of the warnings on the packaging of a cock pump...
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10 comments:
Joe
Keep on showing and we'll keep on looking. ;)
Suze X
As I read your post; I thought about a car wreck; as much as you do not want to look you always do!
I did not want to scroll down, but I just had to do it.
OMG!
in sympathy, face contorted with pain, The Teacher
Omg Joe....you must have plugged it into the 220 volt outlet. You need some of Dee's first aid quick...a nice warm pussy outa do it lol
Willy
OMG Joe
I must have been half asleep when I read this at breakfast.
Is there a first aid kit with the cock pump? Cause there should be.
Sooo sorry.
Suze X
I want to know what the warning label says.
WARNING: Overuse may cause....
The Teacher
"Be careful what you wish for."
When will I ever learn.
That looks so painful, Joe. But I do want to know exactly what happened and what the warning label said.
Er...thank you?
Wow! Does it hurt? Hope it all goes back to normal quickly!
Hugs
Des
The warning label on mine says "overuse may cause blindness", or " loss of memory". Hell even if I could remember where I put it last, I wouldn't be able to see it.
Willy
I still don't want to talk about it. Did I mention that I don't want to talk about it? I thought I said I didn't want to talk about it.
Joe
Yes you don't want to talk about it. We understand. However Inquiring minds want to know....
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