The good folks who know and put up with me in real life know that subtlety is totally lost on me. Don't whisper to me - shout! Don't beat around the bush - beat me on the head! Don't lay a restaurant ad on my desk - dress me up and shove me out the door! Likewise, with sex - don't flash me half a tit. Take off those pants, lie back, put those legs up like rabbit ear antennae and show me some moist pink!
Larry Flynt had it all over Hefner and Guccione back when I was spending my dad's hard earned money at the luncheonette downtown on porn mags. I believe it was the poor, misguided publisher of OUI who once promised that his mag would never fall into the "gynecological cavern of poor taste." That was the last copy of his rag that I bought. Okay, maybe Hustler's gals were a little rough around the edges with an occasional pimply assed skank tossed in for good measure, but back when the mere thought of that aforementioned half a tit was enough to give me a boner that would cut glass and last an hour, I still wan't all that interested in seeing it. I wanted to see that fleshy, engorged, wet portal to the ultimate pleasure - and bonus points if the gal attached to it was opening those labia with her fingertips like a set of barn doors.
Sure a pretty face, a soft yet firm set of hoo-haws, and a well sculpted pair of buns make me stand up and take notice, but when I really fantasize about being with a woman it's that main entrance into her sweet body upon which I keenly focus. It's where I want my cock to be. It's where I want my heart and soul to be - not only with her, but inside her - merged, melded, fused, joined - not knowing where I end and she begins.
Nalf nekkid Thursdays are cute, but do you have any idea of how frustrating it is when one of my favorite blog babes shows something like a shoulder or a knee after I've waited a whole week for another peek? If you're writing a sex blog, why not indulge us in the ultimate visual feast now and then? I want to see your liquid center - that place where, if all my stars were aligned properly, you and I would join as one flesh for a time together that I know I'd cherish for as long as I were capable of cogent thought. Don't lose me in your subtlety - crown my sore eyes with your glory!
(Yeah, I like the price of Blogger, but I wish the assholes who run this ship would make the picture uploading reliable.)
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