There I was in the yard this afternoon husking some corn to go with supper when I opened the required mutant - that one ear that's always in the batch which wasn't formed as perfectly as the others - and I got to thinking... If those ears of corn had been girls in high school, would I have given that odd one a second glance? That one there in the middle - with the BIGGER and LUMPIER "kernels?" Or would I have turned from that girl disdainfully repulsed and set my sights on one of those others - the cheerleaders - the kind that look like they all came from the same mold?
I'm ashamed to know the answer. It's the one you'd have expected.
In middle age I consider myself most fortunate to think that I've overcome that narrow thinking. I'd like to believe that I'd head for that ear of corn in the middle first. Because it's different. Unpredictable on the tongue. A little meatier. A bit tougher. Something to give you little run for your money.
How about you, ladies? If those ears of corn were men (Get your sweet mind out of the gutter. I mean if each one represented the whole man, not just his dick.) would you do the same damned thing you did in high school and make that guy in the middle wish he'd been more suited for the football team rather than the band? Or would you give him a chance to make you happy?
Don't stop here. There's more from today below!
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