Friday, August 04, 2006

On the Road

We took a day trip yesterday with the kids - outlet shopping which meant that I pretty much sat on a bench with a novel while Dee and the girls visited clothing store after clothing store. I'll never be accused of being a fashion plate; to me clothing is nothing more than a necessary evil and a nuisance and I couldn't be bothered with trying to look the least bit stylish. A tee shirt without any stains is high fashion enough for me. Anyway, it was a decent day for some fun photo opportunities...

Now good moms everywhere can teach their daughters to tone their vaggies and eat their veggies all at the same time with Kegels! Nothing says snug vaginal walls like a plateful of produce!

The only thing I bought for myself at the outlets. With a little bit of effort perhaps I'll be able to improve what I crank out here by way of describing some of our sexual adventures! I'll bet Susie Bright would be a fun addition to our motel evenings.

We all cracked up when we were stopped at a traffic light and saw this sign on a car stereo joint. Whoever purchased the air conditioners for our usual motel should have had this message drummed into his skull before he went shopping. Then again, the folks who maintain Blogger ought to pay it some heed as well.

And when it's time to fill the old gullet on the road, nothing says BURP! quite like supper at the Chinese buffet. Can you believe this fortune I got? As if there's anything new I can try? Believe me - if there's anything out there that I think would make me squirt a few long ropes of cum for a new distance record or have Dee bouncing around on the bed orgasming like she's on a new amusement park ride I'd have tried it already.

Have a great weekend, folks, and stay in the shade!
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GeorgeVanna said...

Great one, Joe.

You have a talent.

Mac said...

I can identify with this so well, Joe. More than once I've been banished to the "husband's bench" outside a string of clothing stores while the wife shops for hours. It's fun watching the girls go by, though. LOL