Tagged? Me? Gulp!

Oh boy! What do I do now? Des tagged me but either didn't read this or was eager to cheer me up and forgot that I wrote it. Because I appreciate her trying to raise my spirits I have to do this, at least in part. The activity is definitely worth a good blog post - "people who get tagged need to write an entry about their five weird habits " - but I don't like tagging in general because it's like inviting somebody to a Tupperware™ party and playing a game where the winner "gets to" host the next party, so I'm not going to participate in the chain letter like aspect of it. The tag ends here.

My Five Weird Habits

by Joe Xxxxxxx

English - Section C

Mrs. Desireous

1. I am an neurotically on time. I will arrive just about anywhere obnoxiously early rather than be late. I have no patience with the chronically tardy; they're inconsiderate cads who implicitly tell me what they think I'm worth by keeping me waiting for them.
2. I usually jerk off at least once a day - even when Dee and I make love or we have a date with one or more of our playmates. I have never lost my adolescent wonder and enjoyment of being able to orgasm. I consider sexual climax the absolute greatest of life's physical pleasures. Bring on the beautiful sunsets, the symphonies, the great works of Art - after I've ejaculated, please.
3. I take pictures all the time, of anything and everything. I am thankful to live in the age of digital photography. All my life I wanted to take pictures but didn't because of the costs of shooting film. I will never be an artist with a camera, but hot damn - I'll have more pictures than anybody else!
4. I latch on to people who are hurting, down on their luck, having a bad time and then torment myself because there's nothing I can really do to make a positive difference to them. I've done it already to some of you. I really need to work on this because I beat myself up too much and too often and feel myself a failure at times for not being able to do as much of the impossible as my heart wishes it could accomplish.
5. I go back to edit a blog post any time I notice the slightest English error I might have made. I abhor the slaughter of the language, inventive spellings, and "net speak" which are worming their ways into the common tongue. I love the blogs because I've finally found a niche where others value proper English and have the ability to use it.

It took me a lot longer to compile this list than I'd imagined it might because there are too many things about myself that, if I were to write them here, would reveal me in a heartbeat to anybody from "real life" who might stumble upon these writings. Even now, I fear that I might have said too much. For the record, I am dishonest on this blog only by omission. I value this forum too much to do it the injustice of making it into a work of fiction masquerading as the Dee's Joe persona, for he is as much of me which is tangible and real as the other parts which lie beneath the various hats I don. At this point in my life, he is the part of myself which I understand the most though I understand him little.
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