Monday, January 15, 2007

Moody

I've definitely had enough rain. Any more and we might need to start measuring wood in cubits. On the bright side, we've not had any snow worth breaking out the shovels for yet this season, and I'll be perfectly happy if we get not a flake. It's been remarkably warm since the end of summer here and I've not worn a winter coat yet. I fear, though, that it's all about to change when the temperatures plummet later in the week.

I hate when a holiday like today's in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. isn't a holiday for everybody. I think that except for emergency and life care services, all businesses should be forced to keep their doors closed on holidays, and it wouldn't bother me if they had to on Sundays too like they did when I was a kid. If you're running a company that forces folks to work on days when their kids are off from school (during the academic year) and what you produce or provide isn't a matter of life or death for anybody, shove your product or service up your ass! Can you tell I wish Dee was home with me today?

In spite of hating being essentially alone today I have made good use of the morning so far. I dealt myself an incredible orgasm some time after Dee left for work, blasting my warm semen up to nipple height while cumming right here in my computer chair as I perused yesterday's porny offerings from the newsgroups. After that I spent about an hour scrubbing the main bathroom which was sorely in need of a good cleaning, and then jerked off again to another great climax while fixated on a pic of Dee licking the underside of a lover's hard shaft. Then it was brunch time. Steak, chicken, shrimp, riblets, and spicy rice all left over from a weekend visit to Applebee's. And it's only 20 minutes to 11:00 as I'm writing this sentence. Oh, how will I spend the rest of the day? (Don't worry. I'm sure I'll think of something!)

While going through the circulars in yesterday's Sunday paper I came across a most wonderful picture that took me back to childhood. Here it is!*



The original porn of my youth! Semi-naked ladies in circulars and thick store catalogs!

How many MILFs I lusted after even before I knew what my little cock was for yet somehow felt it stirring as I viewed such forbidden treasures. I think it's kind of remarkable that I knew to view such treats privately, intuitively aware that there was something naughty about them and that if I'd been seen lustfully looking at such pictures my good, Catholic parents would have ensured that I'd never get within arm's reach of them again? Maybe this is why my cock acts like a divining rod when I'm in the presence of middle aged hotties - because my earliest "hornies" were for just such ladies in their underwear? They were all I had till right before I was officially pre-pubescent and started tracing Betty and Veronica from Archie comic books - but without their clothes and with areolas and nipples sketched in. The lengths us horny boys had to go through growing up in the 60s!


I posted my 500th entry here a few days ago without realizing that I had done so. It came like Christmas came for the Grinch in the immortal words of Geisel,
It came without ribbons! It came without tags!
It came without packages, boxes or bags!

Thank you to those of you who make keeping this blog going a worthy venture for me. I appreciate your support and encouragement.

*Here is a review of the picture I posted so as not to infringe on copyright. "This photograph from the Kmart circular distributed on Sunday, January 14, 2007, raises stock commercial photography to an artistic level."
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4 comments:

KYCM said...

Each day of you blog is wonderful and I greatly appreciate all you do.
Hugsssssssssssss J & D

KYCM

chuck said...

Thanks for sharing your thoughts with us, I also look forward to seeing what's on your mind.

Mac said...

Hmmmmmm, I see I was far from being alone in my love for the Sears catalog and the ladies undergarment section.

Alfie said...

God yes! How much fun we had looking at those catalogues.